Wednesday, February 11, 2015
15 Things You Learn When You Move to Maine
It is winter. I have bronchitis. Getting out of bed is an issue right now let alone going to anywhere exciting. Instead I have decided to give you 15 things you learn when you move to Maine. I think my fellow transplants will appreciate this.
1. If you were not born in Maine you are from "away". You could live in Maine for decades, but if you do not have a Maine birth certificate you are from "away".
2. "Ayuh!" is a real word.
3. Allan's Coffee Brandy and Moxie are staples in many Maine households.
4. Lobster is super affordable and the only real lobster roll is from Maine. Preferably from a run-down shack right on the water.
5. It is incredibly rude not to smile and at least murmur "Good morning" to passer-bys.
6. You will hear and see ads for winter sports like snow-shoeing, dog-sledding, and ice-fishing all the time.
7. The weather forecasters will let you know if it is safe to go snow-mobiling.
8. The best blueberries are Maine blueberries, especially if you had to climb through a thicket of brush to find them.
9. L.L. Bean, Remy's and Marden's. If you haven't been to these stores at least once, you are not doing it right.
10. Camp is not a place parents send their kids to during the summer to get a break. Camp is a way of life.
11. You want forests? Maine has that. You want the ocean? You've come to the right state. You want lakes, streams, and rivers? Maine has that. You want hills and mountains? Maine has that too. You want to live in the most beautiful place in America? Just come to Maine.
12. Most states have deer-crossing traffic signs. Maine has moose-crossing traffic signs.
13. The state bird is black fly. Spend one summer in Maine and you will know exactly why.
14. Mainers take a lot of pride in their maple syrup. They even have a whole day to celebrate it.
15. Mainers can be a bit crusty, but they are genuinely the kindest, most honest and most generous people you will ever meet.